HOME!!!!!!

Very soon I was home. I dressed up as a beggar and went to my palace where suitors were pestering Penelope to make them her husband. I said to them that Odysseus was good at archery so the best should be Penelope's husband. So they made a target and nobody hit it. Then I asked them if I could have a turn and they said no. So I grabbed the bow and hit the target and back to back with my son Telemacus killed them all. Then my wife tested me by saying “I will move your bed to the west room” but she couldn't because my bed is carved in to the tree that holds up the palace. A normal suitor would say OK but I didn't so she knew I was me. So we lived happily ever after.